carriethecakerealedition

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

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what the fuck am i doing

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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I KNOW ITS THE GROW A GARDEN THING BUT THIS TERRIFIES ME

IM SCARED EHAT THE FUCK

wait isnt this that grow a garden thing? I feel like we’ve heard about this

- ❔

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WHAT DHE FUCK IS THAT THE PLEASANTRIES?????

2%'s all you need

beverage that's closest to the glory of meat

/lyr

w.wuh..?

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Your dashboard at 3 am:

Mutual 1: actively going through a crisis

Mutual 2: fuuuuuck I work in the morning. Might kill myself

Mutuals 3-5: [several reblogs of beautiful scantily clad women]

Mutual 6: just had the best tiramisu of my life 🥰

Mutual 7: I love being unemployed

Mutual 8: I need to be railed rn

Mutuals 9-12: [impressive and well articulated marxist essays]

Mutual 13: I'm in the woods popping pills again.

Mutual 14: something about my laptop fans got me acting unwise

Mutual 15: [posting about the riddler again.]

Mutual 16: there's something wet and scary out there

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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

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On the subject about parents needing to control their child's reading and invade their privacy in order to "protect" them from "inappropriate material:

Until I was in....college? At least? The vast, vast majority of the books I read were either a) assigned by my school or b) (the vast majority of my reading) provided to me by my mother.

My mom is a librarian. She filled our rooms with books, picked especially for us. She pointed out books on the shelves in our home library (separate from our bedroom shelves) that she thought we would like. She bought us books for birthdays, Christmas, and just stacks of recommendations. She once paid me $10 to read one of the Cirque Du Freak books because she said I needed "to be exposed to bad literature."

She respected my privacy in room, didn't go through my belongings. She explicitly pointed out to us that she wouldn't know if we took a particular book of the shelf, as long as we returned it, if we didn't want her to know we were reading it. She purposely brought us books that she didn't care for herself, because she thought we might find them valuable or enjoyable.

And if we wanted to read something she thought might upset or disturb us, she would explain why. She wouldn't stop us from reading it - just ask us to check in with her, to talk through it.

And so when I read something that upset or disturbed me, I would go to her. She would listen and talk through it with me.

If she said she didn't think I would like something, or that a book might disturb me, or that she thought I should wait until I was older, I listened to her.

She didn't need restrictions or control to protect me. Because she proved I could trust her.

Controlling kids is never about "protecting" them. It's just about control.

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i am in a constant state of "am i the character or do i want the character" someone please help

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🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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im terrified how the fuck do you do this

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what............?

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"doodle" you say as you throw a full fucking art piece at me /HVYJ IM SO SORRY ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE 💔💔💔💔

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This is your daily reminder to keep bugging Youtube about their AI Verification Bot until they give up and scrap the plan. Whether it's through Email, or clogging up their phoneline with calls, keep pressuring them.

If it's working against the Credit Card companies, it's sure as shit gonna work against them too. We shouldn't have to give our faces and IDs to Youtube because some parents are too fucking stupid to look after their kids.