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Alas! I've been holding onto this portrait I did of Vilkas for a while now. I really wanted to give him a face loyal to his model (I didn't put the face paint on this PNG however, but I included a screenshot of when I did)

Added my personal touches here and there, like giving the eyes a pure grayscale palette (I headcanon he and Farkas descended from Ysgramor's royal line and that's actually a trademark of the clan!), some scars, and uh CLEANING him 😭

Screenshot below of the facepaint version

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Vanilla Vilkas is EVERYTHING and more

>:/ vibes

HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!! Bro is literally

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VANILLA VILKAS APPRECIATION POST

THE LOOK IS EVERYTHING!!!!! HE'S SO 😍😍😍 The little pout!!! and that JAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEE

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that's just paar for the nax

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Hermaeus Mora’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. He took his Daedric fuckin’ tentacle dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Hermaeus Mora, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby. Tall points, no tentacles, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck Apocrypha. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER DRAGONBORN PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on Aprocrypha. I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on TAMRIEEEEEL! How do you like that, ALDUIN? I PISSED ON TAMRIEL, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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Nirnroot

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. TEETH AND CLAWS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

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this is just a mockup for a painting

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🐶😾

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This is so Farkas coded lmao

2024 - Animation rewind

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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

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Hello Skyrim Fandom

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The golden witch Beatrice.

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"Wow that's a hekkin cute doggo" I say as a werewolf tears me apart

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Thinking about the thieves guild in a modern setting.

It’s just a discord server called ‘the cistern 🐀 🐀’

Brynjolf is a romance scammer (because,, come on,,,)

Vex is a hacker, infiltrating those bank accounts.

Mercer does Ponzi schemes.

Delvin does standard break ins.

Tonilia sells what they steal.

Niurin runs a MLM, but it isn’t doing very well.

Rune steals bikes.

Vipir the fleet steals Amazon packages.

There’s a meme channel only thrynn posts in, and Mercer emoji reacts to every single post with a laughing emoji like the boomer he is (he doesn’t mean it)

Karliah was banned from the server after gallus’s dox was put out (by Mercer) and no one knows what happened to gallus.

Bryn, vex, Mercer and Delvin have a secret discord channel only they can view called ‘da vault 💰’ but it’s only use is for Delvin to react to thrynns memes in private (Delvin thinks they are very kek lmao.)

Mercer locks the server down with the message ‘kek u frens later, thievnons’

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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want a werewolf’s knot deep inside you.