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semiaquatic secret agent
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They're having a special moment before a mission ♥
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*reading a label on the back of a product*
"trans fat"
gets so h ard I pass out
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actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too
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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent
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There are no stupid questions
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im about to join the war on rpf on the side of rpf. WHERE is the ethubs sex tape
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"Scientists should be working on curing cancer instead of doing [Thing]" just get funnier and funnier to me over time because
there's so many papers and studies about curing cancer that they drown everything else out. God help you if you're trying to research something that has ever been considered applicable to cancer research.
"cancer" is a whole category of diseases that includes hundreds of different things
The way i understand it, "cancer" is a consequence of cells aging and being exposed to stresses over time. The goal is to stop it from developing too early, curing cancer IN GENERAL is a bit like trying to cure entropy
the amount of progress we've made on treating and preventing cancer even in the last few decades is so insane, it's a lot more impressive than "curing" a single disease would be.
different scientists aren't interchangeable. What's a meteorologist going to do for cancer research
If we didn't have the other scientists, we would die a lot more of the other stuff
there WAS that one guy who programmed an AI to categorize different types of cookies and pastries that ended up being great for detecting cancer cells, so YOU NEVER KNOW
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Me every day.
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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes
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The truth is out there.
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she's right.
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*Anon Specified: Reference Point: You feel that, if you were a popular blogger for non-kink reasons, you would get sent hate anons and lose followers if you were "outed" as having this kink.
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remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals
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every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
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