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Ranchers in a corn maze!
Anyone else always have to go on the hay ride last because the chainsaw maniac jumping out of the corn would make you too paranoid they'd just appear and kill you while you're lost in the maze?
Also all dads are the "I found a short cut" guy
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Western ranchers? Lobe outlaw Tango and sheriff Jimmy
One of them missed the memo
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Finally got a good photo of this piece!
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they feared death, so they ate the young
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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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i was born in the right generation because i love making friends and i love yaoi and i love talking about yaoi with my friends
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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Hermit a Day May- Day 12: Pearl!

HUGE kudos to @albanenechi for pose ref (literal lifesaver 🙏)
sketch and lineart vers under the cut!


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OK I've accepted I'm not going to fully finish this BUT DO YOU SEE MY VISION??
The Kiln would be another furnace type block (because we need one of those ofc smh) but you could smelt a single pot in a regular furnace.
You would first dye a pot with dye in a crafting table, which would color the terracotta. If you then chose to smelt the pot, it would form colorful glazed terracotta patterns around the pot. I imagine this could be overlayed with the sherd patterns, but maybe not.
I just feel like glazing is the next logical step with terracotta pots!
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OK I've accepted I'm not going to fully finish this BUT DO YOU SEE MY VISION??
The Kiln would be another furnace type block (because we need one of those ofc smh) but you could smelt a single pot in a regular furnace.
You would first dye a pot with dye in a crafting table, which would color the terracotta. If you then chose to smelt the pot, it would form colorful glazed terracotta patterns around the pot. I imagine this could be overlayed with the sherd patterns, but maybe not.
I just feel like glazing is the next logical step with terracotta pots!
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Goblin Tango would totally bring every little gift to harpy Jimmy and just stare up watching Jimmy's reaction
Big majestic (theoretically) creature and their tiny simp is such a good dynamic
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