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The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said
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Omgggg I”m fAG? 😂😂😂😂

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my cat knows it annoys me when she lays on my stomach so she’ll always try to sneak her way onto my stomach by moving very slowly
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elon musk on twitter: ha ha, im a furry. what if i changed the stock prices to $420. i love hentai. tesla stock holders:

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