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"Okay but aroace people can still date!" would you ship a lesbian with a man? I'm not talking about those weirdos who ignore everything canon, I'm talking about the vast majority of the fanbase. Do you think most of them would ship a gay man with a woman?

It's not just about the shipping, it's the fact that y'all will use every single loophole in existence to justify why an aroace character should be shipped. Can you literally respect one singular thing? GODDDD

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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

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TINY come back on Tumblr 🕺

Uhuh reverse "Doomsday" episode maybe ? Or Rose sacrifice at the end of S2 ? Idk I just like the vibe ✨

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ten :)

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I think the craziest part about watching “I saw the tv glow”, is like that moment when you realize, like I AM the target audience, no one else but me and like 0.8 percent of the population will understand and appreciate this fully, when the Buffy font came on was the first moment I was like damn, this all means exactly what I thought it meant, and again when Owen is in the mirror at the end. How many times have I done that 😅. So good 10/10

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this is by no means some kind of profound realization but the reason people can still stick their heads in the sand and pretend that palestinians aren’t actively facing complete genocide despite countless pieces of photo and video evidence is that arab people (and those who are assumed to be arab) are assumed to be inherently barbaric, untrustworthy, conniving, and violent. the world is okay with an entire civilization and culture being wiped out because “they must have deserved it” for fighting against colonizers. we have libraries worth of evidence that the iof is perfectly comfortable with murdering innocent civilians, but this evidence is immediately deemed as falsified or exaggerated because all arabs are liars in the mind of the genocide denier. or they must have done something to provoke having their people completely wiped out. ask yourself why you immediately determine that evidence of arab suffering is fake or justified. ask yourself why you can look at scorched, mutilated, decapitated arab bodies or watch bombs rain down on arab communities with such flippancy. no religious or ethnic group has a monopoly on suffering. unforgivable violence can be enacted by those who view themselves as perpetual victims. i genuinely implore you to take time to examine your biases and the racism that has been engrained into our culture.

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About bootlegging Good Omens...

I don't have the ranges to reach a lot of people, but I'm going to say this nonetheless.

If you feel like you can't bare anything that NG has ever created, you don't want to hear about Good Omens, Sandman, Coraline etc. ever again, that's perfectly fine and a decision to be respected. Quite frankly, I've found myself feeling uneasy while I tried to read Sandman recently because I can't stop perceiving it through what I found out about the author. Hell, even the sex scene in Stardust doesn't sit right with me anymore...

BUT

If you are still a fan of any of Neil's ongoing franchise (GO, Sandman, DBD, Anansi Boys) and choosing to bootleg them just to "punish" him - think again. Neil's current net worth is $18M. Even if he doesn't ever earn another penny, he can spend up to $0.5M a year and live to be nearly a hundred without a care in the world.

What you'll actually be doing is informing the streaming networks (Prime and Netflix) that Neil's franchise isn't worth investing in anymore. And, as a result, you guessed it - the shows you still love WILL get CANCELLED. Make no mistake, just because Prime has greenlit Good Omens s3 doesn't mean that can't pull out on a whim.

Neil hates showrunning, he said as much himself. He's only persevering on Good Omens because he'd made a promise to Pratchett. So let me say it again: by bootlegging, you won't be punishing Neil. You'll be punishing YOURSELVES by literally telling the networks to cancel the show, because they won't get any money out of it. Or, if not cancel - limit the investment, as they did with GO s2, which will result in shorter episodes (in case of GO right now we're looking at 6x45m... would you rather get 6x30m instead?), fewer extras, lower budget on CGI and sets, and overall poorer quality.

In other words - you'll be cutting multiple artists' income. I'm not talking about top-tier actors like MS or DT - they'll do all right either way (although MS will mostly likely be heartbroken, as we know how much he loves Good Omens). I'm talking about all the extras and less known actors who perform minor roles! I'm talking about everyone involved in the production - in making of the sets, in creating the special effects, hell, in carrying equipment and pouring coffee! Those are the people you'll be punishing.

Seriously, aside from his promise to Terry, I'm convinced Neil couldn't care less. Otherwise why would he be so adamant about wrapping it up in just 3 seasons when it's winning distinction after distinction?

Last but not least, watching Good Omens legally and buying franchise doesn't harm the victims. If Neil really committed the atrocities he's accussed of, he'll be punished by the court! Punishing Neil isn't your responsibility!

So before you make a decision, please remember:

if the show you bootleg is cancelled as a result, you will have punished: yourself, the fandom, all the artists and people involved in the production

punishing Neil is NOT your responsibility

wanting the networks to continue the franchise you like doesn't harm the victims

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excyuse me WOKE just called my phone and they say that its not doctor who any more it is doctor GENDER

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she really saw the Charli xcx album doing well in the UK and is just trying to rig the charts which is actually insane. I never want to see someone call Taylor Swift a feminist again. This is legitimately insane and she should be embarrassed. The fact that it’s a geo locked UK exclusive cements how deliberately pathetic this is, she genuinely hates seeing other women succeed.

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Brain goes brrrr when female Crowley

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absolutely obsessed with @mrghostrat s ceo/private assistant au

Guard dog 90s Crowley now lives rent free in my head

Ko-Fi

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I know the timelines wouldn’t make sense but imagine if river showed up at the university twelve and bill are at and in the midst of them having a conversation an old friend of bill’s comes by and is like “oh hey bill who are you talking to” and she’s like “my granddad and… my nan.” and river gives her a look like I do NOT look that old we will talk about this later

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FERAL RN

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haiiii if ur still doing doodles i would love to see 12/clara/missy :00

12/Missy/Clara, or how I like to call them: Control freak³