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cart-jesus-2 · 6 days ago
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hey man what’s wrong with you
the usual
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cart-jesus-2 · 4 months ago
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Little timmys’ constant Elon dick sucking prompted me to create this abomination
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cart-jesus-2 · 8 months ago
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I am absolutely losing my shit at this photo
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might write a whole ass poem about it
VAPE BABY POEM…
Vape baby is love,
Vape baby is life.
Vape baby is loyal
Vape baby is looking
For someone to hand him
Another blue razz ice.
Geekbar pulse.
Vape baby,
Is a vaping baby.
Fear not his smoke o’s
Or his wonderful ghosts
For vape baby will always smell fruity
Because he loves his vapes.
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cart-jesus-2 · 1 year ago
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cart-jesus-2 · 1 year ago
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So the last of us core 🧍‍♀️
I’m joking
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cart-jesus-2 · 1 year ago
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Im concerned for my liver
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cart-jesus-2 · 1 year ago
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here’s a collection of my favorite slightly cancelable things I’ve said to my friends
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cart-jesus-2 · 1 year ago
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I want a bite of
JOEL MILLER’S
ASS.
I don’t actually want to take a bite of his ass it’s metaphorical
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Im sorry he’s just so yummy
Im not sorry at all
He’s so daddy coded and I’m not sorry
He’s a dilf like- L I T E R A L L Y
Need him in my sheets
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