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cute date idea: you come over and i keep you

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If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

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Walking with Dogs, Cats, Flowers by Kyoung Hwan Kim

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The greatest story ever told. 

Video by Ryoko Chonan

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You know when your dog has something on their mouth that they're not supposed to?

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you got two hands i got two boobs

the math is mathin

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I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

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local tallmen siblings torment elf with internet show quotes, more at eleven

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Cries for Senshi

Remembers and cries harder

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mmm soob

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The house party by Gabriel Picolo

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I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT