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When youve been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.
Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.
Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.
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I'm watching this guy watch Madoka Magica ans it's quite amusing because it's becoming more and more apparent that he has absolutely zero familiarity with the magical girl genre. And I don't just meant 'guy who never watched Sailor Moon'; I never watched Sailor Moon. I mean he hasn't even absorbed the basics via cultural osmosis and he's totally unfamiliar with even the concepts that the show is addressing. So he is just. Confused the whole damn time. Like he's following the plot just fine (it's a good show) but every time something new happens it's like totally random to him. He's just constantly blindsided by normal tropes and it's hilarious to see.
He hasn't so much as briefly mentioned any other magical girl anime or manga, I think this might genuinely be his introduction to the very concept of a magical girl. He's like "why do they magically change clothes before they fight?" level of outside this.
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So we can stop waffling on whether Pratt is an idiot, right?
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I'm watching this guy watch Madoka Magica ans it's quite amusing because it's becoming more and more apparent that he has absolutely zero familiarity with the magical girl genre. And I don't just meant 'guy who never watched Sailor Moon'; I never watched Sailor Moon. I mean he hasn't even absorbed the basics via cultural osmosis and he's totally unfamiliar with even the concepts that the show is addressing. So he is just. Confused the whole damn time. Like he's following the plot just fine (it's a good show) but every time something new happens it's like totally random to him. He's just constantly blindsided by normal tropes and it's hilarious to see.
He hasn't so much as briefly mentioned any other magical girl anime or manga, I think this might genuinely be his introduction to the very concept of a magical girl. He's like "why do they magically change clothes before they fight?" level of outside this.
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tl;dr if everyone is guilty, big brother longer needs to differentiate between slave and free man when meting out punishment
(in case anyone needs an example/breakdown to illustrate the current problem)
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one thing i do know about UK politics is that the tory power stance is the funniest thing ever
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NOTHING good about having a period, except, specifically, having a 3-day crash-out where you're convinced your life is over and then realizing your period was overdue the whole time, activating life's perfect escape-hatch named
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The Outbursts of Everett True — A.D. Condo
August 1921
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Everything my Daniil does, he does for the sake of the town, to save lives, and for the benefit of our house.
— Maria Kaina, Pathologic Classic HD
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