Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
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I miss kissing. I wanna kiss rn
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all
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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?
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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.
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Listen, I may not be conventionally attractive
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Don't be someone's "sometimes".
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Can You Feel My Heart
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