cashewmonster

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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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I am HOLLERING at this ad I just got

What am I being sold here. who is lemonade

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The year is 2025. The public bathroom AI genital scanner has called the police on you while you’re pissing because the AI was trained off of Reddit furry porn and doesn’t recognise human genitalia

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game developers you are banished to wii hardware limits until you learn your lesson

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they had no reason to share a hug this intimate. do you think they fucked

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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in the garden of chao

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Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

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he's just a lil guy

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Nice allegory. Unfortunately, I have written a counter-allegory where that doesn’t happen

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your mutual got called out for running a gnome gore sideblog

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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

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your house is a pebble and you ride a crumb to work