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wizard babies be on their orb watching cocomerlin

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Live. Laugh. Longsword.

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what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring

vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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Made this for u 💝

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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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fuck you guys im wizardposting

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The Bather

Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :)

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a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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do you think elves are really sick of this hairstyle, like on elf grindr this is how all the most obnoxious dudes look

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got my textile-obsessed roommate into wayneradiotv's gnome series and in return they cross-stiched this beautiful object for me

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a magical red wizard

what do you think....................?

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TILDA SWINTON Tim Walker ph. for W magazine (2023)

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