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Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away

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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

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are annoying cunts allowed to follow

take a wild guess

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just remembered the bad ending in heavy rain where, if you failed to save his stupid gay son, the dad would be standing by the old grave of his first son and the fresh grave of his second son, and the pixie cut brunette would be like "aw well life goes on, let's just have a new baby boy :) i'll wait in the car" and he's like ok and shoots himself in the head. masterpiece

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did you forget to check your lalas? aaaa you forgot to check upon your lalas, didnt you? caught you, lol. make sure you check those lalas next time, or else youre gonna be in big trouble missy, ahahahaha, we'll kill you.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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fujoshi dog

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Pete Buttigieg is the only politician whose career i think could be boosted by a well-timed sex tape bc i think America is probably ready for a gay male president but only if they’re sure he’s a top

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

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they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol

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One of my favorite activities is blowing cigarette smoke into the face of babies and people with asthma. It really makes me happy.

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I've been a third all my life. Not saying that to fight, just saying that it's true. I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.06 + 2.07