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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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If it comes from parents who model the behavior they want to see, then this is good parenting.

The problem is that many parents don't model this behavior. Many parents are authoritarian and rule by fear. Many parents take advantage of the fact that they're bigger, they control the finances, their power is upheld by society, and their children are dependent on them. And they complain when their child starts treating people the exact same way.

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the eise eisinga planetarium in franeker, the netherlands, the oldest working planetarium in the world. located inside the former home of eise eisinga

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one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

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i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

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honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl

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Let’s enjoy the summer vacation.🌻

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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That is not a face that can wait any longer

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Love when some stupid bullshit app i was forced to install for a singular purpose even though i knew i'd never use it again in my life has the audacity to send me a notification and remind me of its pathetic existence like You fool. had you kept silent, i might have allowed you to languish, forgotten, on the third page of my homescreen for another few months. but no, you simply couldn't resist. "☀️ Mornings are brighter with Zippadee! ���✨" i'll shoot you like a dog

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THSI CANT KEEP HAPPENING

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel