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(( HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

Mun Viri is Bisexual and Agender :3

And there are no TERFS, homophobes, transphobes, acephobes ever gonna be welcome here :D

I hope everyone has a safe pride!!! From the people out fabulously in the streets, and to the people who are still in the closet, you are all valid and I love every single one of you. Mwa mwa mwa kisses because I'm proud of you. ))

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Happy pride month. I am going to be celebrating by making out with my boyfriend and throwing bricks at CEOs

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Sure will!

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Good on you man, let those fuckers burn for all I care. The more the merrier. And if you ever need a hacker to break into whatever the fuck, just give me a call. Or if you need a photographer, but I only do analog.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Yeah brainwashing is bad.

Well I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I made absolute chumps out of the hydra branch that made him by sending them on a wild goose chase for like a month, hacking into their shitty ass building twice, and left them a virus that crashed literally everything.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Naw, I doubt they could help. My boyfriend's deprograming was... uh, very literal? He's a hyper sophisticated android, technically. Pretty sure I'm the only one who knows how to deprogram him.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Oh yeah, I get that. I mean—not personally. My boyfriend is Ex-hydra and we had an... incident, with brain fuckery. Was not fun, let me tell you. Took a bit to get him back.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Oh yeah? Lemme guess, Hydra bullshit?

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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It's not, but you can make an Athiest into a religious man the moment he starts begging for something to stop.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Every time someone annoys me, I telepathically play Mambo No. 5 in their heads until they start praying. Unfortunately, it means that I also have to listen to Mambo No. 5 until they start praying.

I could pick a different song—but it's about the principle of the matter.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Would you still be saying that if you had to listen to it over 500 times?

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Either that or play Mambo No. 5 in their heads, but I really hate that song and would really rather not.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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We usually play a good couple of rounds. I would simply refuse to put my clothes back on.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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If I ever have to play strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to take off my clothes, but because I want to assert my dominance over the other players by taking all mine off, leaving them uncomfortable enough for me to earn all their money.

If I ever have to pay strip poker I am cheating.

Not because I want to see other people take off clothes but because I want to keep mine on.

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Just go where the work is, huh? Kinda a dumb question but—are you a mutant?

I’m surprised I haven’t had a heart attack from the amount of caffeine I’ve consumed in my lifetime.

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Caspian. I just... work for the newspaper really.

I’m surprised I haven’t had a heart attack from the amount of caffeine I’ve consumed in my lifetime.