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One of the best parts of Cass's goodbye: SHE SMILES THE ENTIRE TIME! NO FROWNING WHAT SO EVER! JUST HER BEING A HAPPY LESBIAN!

NOT ONE FROWN CAN BE FOUND ON THIS LESBIAN

BECAUSE CASS LOVES RAPUNZEL AND EUGENE AND THEY BOTH LOVE HER AND THIS IS LIFE AFTER HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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stiles: I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and then shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment

derek:

derek: i think you should be locked up

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I wanted to practice some new techniques and whatnot in photoshop so I decided to edit some photos from my daily walks around the neighborhood🌛

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Hello! Can you share some pics of Cassandra and Owl from the books? That would be appreciated!

Cass and Owl, huh? Like, together or individually? I don’t actually recall the books having Owl in them very much at all, let alone together. Eh, let me see what I’ve got:

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INFJ, raising their voice slightly so they can speak to ENFP down at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?

ENFP, screaming: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS.

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Lucifer: *Throwing rocks at Mara's window*

Mara, loudly: I gave you a phone for a reason!

Mara:

Mara, opening the window: Did you just throw your phone at my window?!

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derek: *stares dramatically in the distance*

stiles: what are you doing

derek: google maps. always taking pictures

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Steve: And remember, if you need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Fury: Uh, don't you mean 24/7?

Steve: No, Saturdays are my date nights with Bucky.

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Slytherin: People who sleep with their phone on silent don't care about anything in life.

Slytherin: It's me

Slytherin: I'm people

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esfj: can you help me with the bags, please? i can’t carry them all

infj: i can’t, i’m already carrying the burden of life and it’s really really heavy

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INTP: You know everything about me?

INTJ: Yep.

INTP: What am I allergic to?

INTJ: Pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion

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“Craving passion and yet terrified of commitment.”

— xNTP

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enfp: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

entp: That's physically impossible.

enfp: *cups entp's face* Are you sure?

entp: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

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Infp: *Hugs Intj*

Intj: What are you doing? What is this?

Infp: Affection

Intj: Disgusting.

Intj:

Intj: Do it again.