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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

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looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away

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people think i must be sad because i complain a lot but my hobby is actually being a hater and im just doing what i enjoy

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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

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Nader lives in Gaza with his family. They have lived through bombs, destruction, hunger, thirst and illness for so long, now. Recently, he had the displeasure of experiencing an internet blackout, leaving him cut off from the rest of world. Worse even, he has nearly died today, trying to get food for his family. Israel’s attack on Gaza is relentless, so our aid must too be. Nader and his family need our aid to eat, to survive, to escape gaza, and to help his father with cancer. Please, help them.

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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

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problematic time zone gap

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sent my dumb fuck heir to fight a hopelessly outnumbered battle so he dies and his brother can inherit but then he started doing some musou shit & won so like what the fuck do i even do at this point

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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Detective Comics cover art by Evan Cagle