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gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

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Fuck no

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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Fit check!!

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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The best dynamic for a group of characters: every single one of them is the weirdest person you will ever meet, but in wildly different ways.  Every time you think you’ve identified “the normal one” they casually reveal that they don’t think birds exist, or they fistfight grizzly bears on the weekends, or they collect human skulls, and you realize again that none of these people are remotely normal.

Also they’re found family.

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I hope I can find the will to make my dating sim

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"Newton's third law, you gotta leave something behind (to go forward)." - Interstellar (2014)

Wesker's STARS knife / Piers's BSAA Badge / Rosemary Winters

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"Yeah, I know."

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for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.