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Locations in Ginger Snaps (2000), from the Fitzgerald house to Sam's office in the greenhouse.

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some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

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went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

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I'm off to buy wool today to crochet myself a nice heavy wool jumper. I'm sick of not being able to find thick wool jumpers. I WILL BE WARM FOR WINTER.

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cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint

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you are unleashing crimes upon your stomach if you smoke a cig with black coffee in the morning within an hour of waking up. You are creating demons. i should know i just did it. i created a devil. im not doing it again. at least not until i forget what ive done here in about 3 months

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specifications of the biohazard and ionizing radiation warning symbols from the 1974 federal register

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For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

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Sometimes taking a vision test can be a bit confusing 

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I gave my teenager the first book of the Javelin project by @derinthescarletpescatarian and they have become as consumed by it as I did

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My nefarious plot of having my kid enjoy weird sci-fi with me is working!

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shout out to all my fellow butch lesbians, you're valid no matter what

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A Touch of Evil, digital art by DrWinter

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post: el problema es el capitalismo

half of the people in the notes, predictably: good word!😱 it appears that, despite not being fluent in spanish, i have this strange intuition🧠 that “problema” means “problem” and “capitalismo” means “capitalism!”☝️ from there, i think🤔 i can put these words together to infer that this post says “the problem is capitalism!” 🤯🤯🤯 truly, this post transcends language!🙌

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Genre-savvy horror protagonist figures out they're in a slasher movie, simply turns around and leaves; realises too late that they're actually in an artsy character-driven psychological horror film about them slowly being driven mad by existential uncertainty over whether they've successfully escaped the narrative.

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what does the revolution must not be televised mean?