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neonmercury: shh you, you'll make me blush
neonmercury: your day sounds sweet babe. hey, i didn't know you wanted to open your own food truck! that's kinda cool
shrimplyirresistible: 😊😊😊
shrimplyirresistible: I don't think I really do, but I just binge watched a bunch of food truck shows, so...
shrimplyirresistible: now it's my new dream job lol
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[ im : enem 🥰💌😍 ]
neonmercury: you're sweet but honestly i'd rather focus on something else
neonmercury: how was your day? i want to know
shrimplyirresistible: if you insist
shrimplyirresistible: well, it got a whole lot better now that I'm talking to you 😘
shrimplyirresistible: wasn't all that exciting tbh... worked on a couple projects, facetimed with my mom, uh... considered how much work it would be to open my own food truck
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neonmercury: hey you! works kicking my ass but nothing new there. how've you been?
shrimplyirresistible: aww I feel that. I'm sorry though. ☹️
shrimplyirresistible: I've been okay. wanna talk about work?
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[ im : enem 🥰💌😍 ]
shrimplyirresistible: hey cutie! how's your weekend?
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xcvian:
THE UNIVERSE MUST be broken, glitching or something ? for the first time since he’d learnt how to form sounds with his mouth, xavian had nothing to say. no snarky comment, no ego stroking, nothing. his eyes just continued to scan over the message on his phone screen. the phrase ‘final warning’ swirling around his mind. maybe he should sort his act out and stop pissing his band off ? but he hadn’t done anything to piss them off! they were just mad that despite being hidden behind a drum kit for all the concerts and music videos, the fans still thought he was the fit one. it was obvious! jealousy at it’s finest. “ hey, i’ve missed place my lighter. you got one ? “
Cassia looked over her left shoulder, then her right one. The guy seemed to be talking to her. Xavier? Xander? She had seen him around a lot since she made the big move to L.A., but she hadn’t officially met him yet. She looked around again, confused, before pointing to herself. “Me? Uh... no, I prefer not to destroy my lungs, so there’s no reason for me to carry one,” she told him.
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ofcalcb:
「 for @cassiaq ! 」
“ wait , so why am i up right now ? ” caleb mumbled drowsily , peering at his sister with barely-open eyes . the disorientation of waking up so suddenly still clouded his mind and made his limbs feel heavy , to the point that he was glad to be sitting . “ i wanna be sleeping still . ” his whining was childish , but if he could whine to anyone , it was her . he plopped his head onto her shoulder , his eyes drifting closed once again . “ it better be a real emergency , cas … ”
Cassia patted her brother’s head, so pathetically yet adorably propped on her shoulder as she pulled her backpack up onto the bed beside them.. She had used her spare key to come bursting into his apartment at 6:30 in the morning and jumping on his bed like she used to do when they were children. “You are such a baby. You can sleep later. Right now, I need you. It is, it is. I just got this in the mail... if... I could find it,” she grumbled as she rummaged through the contents of her bag. Organization was not her forte, and now she was wishing it had been. “Aha!” she shouted with victory, yanking the envelope from the stack of papers and accidentally knocking Caleb’s head from its bony new pillow.
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「 𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈 : brother bear 💩 」
caleb: i am the nightmare evil brother that they warn little children about
caleb: HA just picture me doing one of those body roll into hip thrust moves with finger legs!!
cassia: nope nope nOPE
cassia: pass me the bleach so I can burn my eyes out
cassia: never want to picture you doing any kind of hip thrust EW
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cupkaties:
❝ Tormenting Caleb sounds like a whole lot to me . Plus , knowing your pretty little mind , there’s a lot more going on that you’re not letting on …. so spill , ❞ she pokes her tongue out , wincing , ❝ and honestly ? I don’t know where to even start with everything else ! Like okay … here’s the thing , ❞ she pauses , for theatrical effect , ❝ like the other day … I saw pictures of myself on a meme account . Now I know it’s all in good fun and it’s actually very sweet but people actually take the time out of their day to edit me with different dialogue and for what ? Views on their photo ? It’s wild . I can’t wrap my head around it . ❞
Pulling a stuffed lion towards her from above her head, she cuddled it close and hummed. “Okay, you have a point there... on both accounts, but that’s not the point,” Cassia argued. “We’re talking about you now.” The younger girl listened intently, knowing that Katie loved her dramatics and would appreciate her full attention. However, Whiskers, her fluffy orange princess of a cat, always knew when more attention was being given to others, and she soon leaped up onto the bed, purring as she made her way between them. Cassia’s hand automatically went to her feline companion, but she kept her attention mostly on her best friend. “Yeah, I totally get that. It’s crazy, isn’t it? But I think if it’s good fun and not, like, slander, maybe it’s a compliment? I mean, you are pretty great, right, Whiskers?”
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caleb: idk, cece made me some bombass apple turnovers last time i visited her place and that should be rewarded
caleb: ok but we all know that smash bros requires more skill and i always win at that one so
caleb: and no shade toward those people, but i'd just never personally be able to get over it if that were me. boyband dance moves just wouldn't be the same
cassia: you love to hurt me, don't you?
cassia: ew now I'm picturing you doing those dance moves with finger legs ifhsdighsgks MY MIND EYES THEY BURN
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@cassiaqtpie: what do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
@cassiaqtpie: a maybe! #punoftheweek
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Katie knows nothing short of dramatics , splaying herself across Cassia’s bed with a pout , ❝ Cassiaaaa , why does everything have to happen so quickly ? I don’t understand and I don’t like it . I swear I’m only running on four hours of sleep , no contact from loved ones , and I’m eating way too much bread - which I never thought could be a thing - but here I am …. spinach deprived . ❞ she props herself up , sighing , ❝ what have you been up to ? please make me feel better and say that it gets better . It does , doesn’t it ? ❞
@cassiaq
Eyebrows quirked, Cassia rolled onto her side to face Katie, a small laugh erupting from her chest. “Okay, first of all, there will never be such a thing as too much bread, so you take that back,” she scolded jokingly, jabbing a finger into her friend’s shoulder. Cassia was a firm believer in carbs, and she did not care who knew it. Plus, Katie’s bread was the absolute best. “Second, what’s going too fast? Honestly, there is nothing happening in my life besides tormenting Caleb, but you know that’s a given. Whats up?” she asked, propping up on her elbow.
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「 𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈 : brother bear 💩 」
caleb: have you told cece and chlo that you're claiming this title??
caleb: i think it's my job as your twin to keep you humble. this is why i put you in headlocks sometimes
caleb: lmaooo i see what you did there 👀
caleb: hm... it's weird if our legs are just stumps, but it's also creepy if we have tiny butt fingers... i'm gonna go w same thickness
cassia: obviously Cece and Chloe both know I am the best sibling
cassia: oh is that why? I thought it was because I beat you in MarioKart every time and you're jealous
cassia: how is that weird though? people already exist in the world with no legs, you know, so that's just mean to them
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「 𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈 : brother bear 💩 」
caleb: i guess that's true if we're going off of the contact name that YOU put into MY phone
caleb: ok thank god
caleb: another win for twin telepathy
caleb: the thought of having ten finger legs just scares me
cassia: c'mon we both know I am the greatest sibling of all time 💁♀️
cassia: I just had to accurately show that in my contact name
cassia: woo! never doubt me again.
cassia: RIGHT?? IT'S SO CREEPY!!
cassia: deeper q.... for u (I had to)
cassia: are our legs the same like... thickness?? or are they now like tiny lil fingers on our butt?
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