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Somewhere In Rialto
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cassidysboots · 9 months ago
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Cassidy: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Sojourn: That’s a snake.
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cassidysboots · 9 months ago
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Ramattra, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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cassidysboots · 9 months ago
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Symettra: Present your best argument for eating bacon. Junkrat: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
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cassidysboots · 9 months ago
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Junker Queen: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed.
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cassidysboots · 9 months ago
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Brigitte: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Reinhardt: Literally or figuratively? Brigitte: I have to specify?
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cassidysboots · 9 months ago
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Mercy: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
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cassidysboots · 9 months ago
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Sigma: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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cassidysboots · 9 months ago
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Baptiste: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Talon: Awwww- Baptiste: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Talon: Oh.
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Cassidy: I am so horny and angry all the time.
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Lifeweaver: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Symmettra: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways? Lifeweaver: Lifeweaver: I'll go make my bed-
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Lucio: Hana, what are you doing? DVA: shaking a cat shaped piggy bank I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. Lucio: You could always take it out and count it. DVA: Where’s the fun in that?
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Venture: Ana, I screwed up, big time. Ana: Venture, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Echo: If I may interject… Cassidy: Oh, awesome, Echo was eavesdropping.
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Lucio: Juno, what do you value about Venture? Juno: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but… Venture: That’s how I know they’re fresh!
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Doomfist: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Moira: Well, it’s frowned upon. Doomfist: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Doomfist: That’s okay, right?
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Cassidy: When do I get my own gun? Reaper: I wouldn’t trust you with a kid’s lightsaber.
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cassidysboots · 10 months ago
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Mei, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
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