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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best

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Guys do you think she’s excited

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love and soup on the planet earth

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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

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*Go back 15 seconds*

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so my sister's dog is very very wary around new people, barking and circling and hiding behind furniture, and i haven't seen this dog in 3 years since before i transitioned. i.e. i went from futch aunt to bald james flint, so i'm like, ah shit, i'll have to introduce myself to this dog all over again.

so im sitting on the ground very non-threateningly as The Creature is circling with her tail between her legs. and then i remember something the adoption agency told me when i first adopted my blind dog, Loki. they said "talk to him ALL THE TIME!! dogs learn who people are by the way their breath smells! nobody knows that."

so i think. Oh, excellent. and I grab The Creature by the face, pull her toward me, and blow air straight into her nose.

AND IT FUCKING WORKED.

her mouth opened into this big old smile and she immediately started wagging her tail like "oh, it's you! Hi! sorry. something changed, but idk it doesn't matter anymore" and she was an unstoppable cuddle bug aftter that.

anyway psa if you've transitioned and are visiting a dog who you once knew, breathe on their face.

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#coqutte #lana del ray #pintrest girl #dark feminine #black swan #female rage #gone girl #girlblogger #manic pixie dream girl

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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

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Maybe this therapy shit is working

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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Help Me Be Able To Go To Rehab

I relapsed about a week and a half ago. I finished my detox today. I need to go to inpatient rehab.

However, if I do that. I’ll have no income. I have no money saved up. I will lose everything. My apartment, my cat, everything.

I need to go to rehab but if I do that I’m going to need rent help.

Please help if you can. I need help.

Kofi | Cashapp | Venmo | PayPal

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I ain’t afraid of no goats.