every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
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What inspired the 2 Trucks song?
I was thinking about two trucks having sex and, well, the rest is history
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was seated next to a FCB (fully conscious baby) at dinner last night and he was so cute he couldn’t have been more than 18 months old and yet he pointed a finger at a map on the restaurant wall and said extremely clearly, “mommy that’s bangladesh!” (it was thailand but hey good try buddy!) then he kept staring at us throughout the whole meal the way that babies do
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baby ruth and wyatt oh they're going for the throat....
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new mug & new geranium plant
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oh. this is what the end of ozark's gonna be like huh
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 38th year in a row
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Now with rotations.
I made a gif not long ago (see below). Many of you expressed that it was "deeply uncomfortable" and "upsetting". I hope this new one will calm your feelings.
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Not including context or OP's name or whatever but some of you just say shit and think it makes sense lol
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One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers
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funniest ad i’ve ever seen.
imagine riding a dragon LMAO…couldn’t be me
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