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if you are a fragmentary or indirect textual entity from 1st cent. BC rome either the textual ghost of cicero or the textual ghost of catullus are doing some truly nefarious things to you. sometimes it's both at once

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Alright this is real.

Slapping Pompey's marble ass. Sorry, I meant to say slapping Pompey's marble ass. I mean I am sla- Yes I am leaving bloody handprints. Naturally.

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What do you have against boytoy senators and have you fished your body out of the river yet Gaius Marius.

It really sucks that Caesar was killed by all these boytoy senators; he should have been killed by a real consul, like me

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find me on my other social media:

Rhodes

a street in Rome at night during the storm

curia Pompeia on the ides of March (bring a knife)

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I am actually the same age as Erichtho.

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This is a Pompey I think:

A Pompey is a type of creature.

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Probably venomous.

A Pompey is a type of creature.

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A Pompey is a type of creature.

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Why the fuck is Quintus Pedius making a list of my twinks?

I see a lot of confusion about the number of conspirators - sixty, eighty, and other overblown numbers. Let me clarify: we had around twenty actual conspirators. The rest is made up by the crowd of twinks that follows me everywhere.

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Slapping Pompey's marble ass. Sorry, I meant to say slapping Pompey's marble ass. I mean I am sla- Yes I am leaving bloody handprints. Naturally.

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I see a lot of confusion about the number of conspirators - sixty, eighty, and other overblown numbers. Let me clarify: we had around twenty actual conspirators. The rest is made up by the crowd of twinks that follows me everywhere.

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please remember me and my massive lickable sword and my hot abs today

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no i dont know what's happening tomorrow why are you guys asking. what.

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^Kids these days.

Ides of March update: Sextus Pompey got him.

[This project uses designs by Yoshihide Momotani (columns, walls), Tomoko Fuse (boxes), and Andre Rzym (stairs), as well as connectors inspired by Yoshihide Momotani's Origami Architectures.

The Sextus Pompey chewing on Caesar is by Fernando Gilgado Gómez.]

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Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *my friend casca reminds me that suicide jokes are not funny and only worsen your mental health* Julius Caesar

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Walked in on Cytheris buttering Mark Antony to "teach him new skills". What.

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What shall we do with the fucking Caesar?