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Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

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Dude you gotta get on Detritus, it’s the hottest social media in the North Atlantic. There’s always something going down, marine snow, shipwrecks, rotting carcasses, it’s all here! See for yourself, look, a new whalefall just dropped a mile away, let’s go be part of a transitory ecosystem of scavengers experiencing a time of plenty after months of absence.

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Is your barren lawn getting you down?

Try a single allium!

You surely won't regret planting and painstakingly mowing around a single allium

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Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

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Afifa Aleiby (Iraqi, 1952) - Bird of Paradise (2003)

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Under sea ecosystems are bullshit.

Like imagine you're a little rabbit and you go to nibble on a tree sapling but as soon as you go to take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.

Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you were standing on turns out to be a fox who had turned itself inside out and you die.

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First two episodes of Murderbot are out and it's incredible. They absolutely nailed it. The visual style is great, the narration is exactly what I'd hoped for, and I love that they're giving the PreservationAux crew a bit more time to shine. Highly recommend.

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I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so

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Tamsyn Muir: “Here's a series about how a man's vindictiveness dooms the universe, all because his trauma left him incapable of believing in forgiveness over vengeance. As contrast, the protag in the first book reflects something closer to divinity by extending her abuser grace so that she can repent and change, and the protag of the third book begs her brother to not flatten a planet in revenge after having experienced forgiveness.”

too many TLT fans: “yass can't wait for my girlies to kill God!!!”

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The failed marriage ever. <3

[ID: Drawing of Spock and T’Pring from Star Trek the original series. Spock’s thought bubble reads: « Not being attracted to my betrothed is completely logical as Vulcans do not experience attraction or sexual desire. I am such a good disciple of Surak ». T’Pring’s thought bubble reads: « I need to fuck Stonn ». /end ID]

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Caroline Polachek at the 2024 Grammy Awards (top) wearing Olivier Theyskens Fall/Winter 1998 (bottom)

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I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

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That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.

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imagine being Gurathin in ASR taking a looksee at your scary Military Boston Dynamics Dog’s brain storage and all you see is video compilations like “Eden being the smartest Sanctuary Moon character for 50 minutes straight” and 100-page .txt files like “Evidence Sparga Delfin is actually a clone [EDIT:IM ALWAYS RIGHT]”

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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

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Truly I hate to do this to you all but; you can watch all the videos and read all the blogs in the world but you cannot learn to sew without at some point picking up a piece of fabric and fucking it up. No tutorial exists that will stop you at some point ruining this poor piece of cloth. The visceral act of holding a project and wondering where you went wrong is the only way to learn sewing; you cannot escape it. I’m sorry

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log onto tumblr after not bng on here for weeks to be launched into the midst of some internet fight that is about bald ocs. This website should never change.