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okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:

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the amount of people on this website who are like "ugh as a white usamerican i literally have no power" but then go on to fantasize about having a robot underclass that they get to call racial slurs guiltfree is very very telling.

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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Mark Vomit (2020)

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on their clit like morse code

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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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can someone PLEASE fuck shuichi shigeno so we can finally get a good ending for iketani

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hozier songs are all "i wouldn't be here without black artists" "you should kill your boss" "i love ireland :(" "DO Y OU NEED A DOG. I CAN BARK"

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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text