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Often I wish I could do drawing or animation as fanart. All I can do is write and make silly little guys out of felt. Behold, the silly little guys!

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i want one of those channel things so badly on instagram i could be spreading so much misinformation there ☹️ follow my instagram? please? for the misinformationnation? ☹️☹️☹️

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he's the okay! 💖 yay! 💖 to his oh! 💔 no! 💔

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who wants to hit the stripclub?!!?!! i found 5 euro in my pocket!!!! let's go crazy!!!!!

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i need to give him the world and the moon and all the planets and the universe

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i think everyone's a little in love with will lenney. it's unavoidable. have you seen his adorable face?

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he's the okay! 💖 yay! 💖 to his oh! 💔 no! 💔

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it's 2025, alternate timeline 1893784 where misha collins was never cast as castiel in supernatural and it instead went to robert pattinson. misha got cast as edward cullen. nothing is different except that jensen ended up with kristen stewart (she accidentally killed misha on the twilight set) and is also a woman (just turned into a woman one day)

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i need to kill myself and be reborn as a beautiful lotus flower. or drink some water

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supernatural but castiel is a labubu

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your labubu is looking at me funny

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the way i immediately started hitting the 10 second skip when someone said "people need to get hobbies, new skills" and thought it was a skillshare ad but it was literally just that. just a sentence

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pre 15x18 castiel, sitting in the kitchen staring out in front of him as he's updating his angel system to the latest version:

dean, eyes pussy from crying all night, trembling, and shaking like a sad little doggy: castiel, i think i am in gay homoromantic love. with you- and your humongous penis

jack, spitting out coffee onto sam:

castiel, spitting out coffee onto sam:

eileen, spitting out coffee onto sam:

the empty, spitting out coffee onto sam:

sam, drenched and soggy and slightly acidic, with the most pathetic eyes known to man: why did you choose coffee hour to come out?? i didn't deserve this??? get back in the closet

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john, squinting like his life depends on it: i abandoned my two boys in shady motel rooms and made them handle guns before they could handle the alphabet. i would leave them with their basically surrogate dad for weeks on end having them believe i was dead. i loved the idea of being a father again more than being an actual father to my two kids. i don't know my youngest's birthday, probably somewhere in a month on a day

jos verstappen, grinning and cracking his knuckles: