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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

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their relationship is so remarkable (and one of my fave on the show) bc laszlo is so old! he’s “sucked and fucked” his way across europe and staten island, he’s been married for centuries, he’s eccentric and topiary is one of his hobbies, he has NO tolerance for humans, and yet he considers sean “the greatest friendship of his life”. sean is just some guy! he’s a guy laszlo actually hated! but he’s also some guy who gave the eccentric slut of a neighbor who lives in a murder mansion a chance. sean could have kept his normal life w his normal drinking buddies, but he decided laz was his main man and that he would “die for him”. they’re besties against all odds and they should also kiss <3

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

- S3E5. The Chamber Of Judgement | S5E3. Pride Parade

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Laszlo & Sean at the pride parade

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SPIN-OFF NOW!

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Crazy that the first thing Laszlo said to Sean in this show was that Charmaine should strangle him to death with his own sphincter muscle and then we go this sweet ride of dynamic:

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nay not to look to far into it but I fear laszlo is feeling an icky little feeling called guilt w a sprinkling of regret bc sean is his BEST friend. laszlo has called him “the greatest friendship of his life” and in the most recent episode sean confirmed that laszlo was also his best friend. but instead of looking ecstatic to hear sean say it he looks sad and tells colin that he can’t hypnotize him anymore or else he’ll go completely brain dead. and laszlo is to blame. all those years of wanting sean in his life and keeping him as close came with a price. the closer their relationship the more need laszlo had to erase his memory, and he refused to tell him the truth in fear of losing his friend forever. but now sean is starting to lose pieces of himself (and what laszlo loved about him) because of laszlo’s love for him :(

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WWDITS + text posts

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Awoke from a very lucid dream last night and the reason that it was lucid was becasue my thinking in the dream was indistinguishble both in temperament and structure from my daytime mental articulation. What I was thinking so hard of in the dream? Seanie and Laszlo from the vampire show kissing

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Had to miss my suicide appointment bevasue I got called into work

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Bursts into tears becasue we're understaffed but there are still very easy ways to avoid having me work 8 days in a row but here we are. Here we are. Here we are

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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guy watching porn every night after eveyone goes to bed, completely stone faced like a caveman, doesnt understand it. he just doesnt understand

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need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered

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