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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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happy "is it tuesday or wednesday?" friday

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

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I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that

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Ohmygod hi I love you thank you

This gif is still sending me into hysterics five hours later

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[Image description: a comic panel from Garfield showing Garfield with his hand outstretched, head back in distress, his thoughts bubble says, "Oh, no! It's the Monday that wouldn't die." The date on the calendar next to him says Monday 22. /end image description]

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Poll cancelled gotta get the bike fixed

I need this more than I need air

[Image description: a photo of a blue jumper with the Superman logo on it, the emblem looks like glass. /end image description]

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[Image description: a tag that says, "#anon... You noticed #what were you doing at the devils sacrament."

And an ask from anon that says, "Re: what were you doing at the devils sacrament. I was waiting for YOU, start blogging or else."

/end image description]

I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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Ducks

[a photo of 12 ducks in the river at a distance]

Goooooooooooooooood morning, the sky is blue, the sun is shining, and it is a warm and toasty 9°C. Time to go for a walk for that silly mental health.

[image description: a photo of the riverside.]

I need you all to know there were soooooooooooo many ducks.

[Video: a short clip showing many ducks at a distance in the river]

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Goooooooooooooooood morning, the sky is blue, the sun is shining, and it is a warm and toasty 9°C. Time to go for a walk for that silly mental health.

[image description: a photo of the riverside.]

I need you all to know there were soooooooooooo many ducks.

[Video: a short clip showing many ducks at a distance in the river]