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On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.

Edit: Here is a Master List of all the recipes I have been able to remember thus far; I will be updating it as I am able!

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optifine guy works at light speed

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character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move

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HE’S FUCKIGN SENILE HELP

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canonically this would show up on the train station information screens sorry king lmaooooooooo

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wilbur soot writing dsmp timelines like pogtopia was two years long. pogtopia was two months long. i am in my forties. philza is thousands of years old. l’manberg was founded a year ago. l’manberg was founded several years ago. i am twenty four years old. techno is older than me no he’s not yes he is we’re twins actually. philza is 33. tommy is 20. tommy is 17. my mother is a fridge

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Technoblade shapeshifter headcanon but he was a normal piglin until he got bitten by a radioactive anime boy

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I know we all already mock the clip accounts for using clickbait but I think this one deserves extra mockage

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i have never wanted something more in my entire life

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chi ken

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c!techno during the retirement/butcher army arc:

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LMAO

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my brother hates dream. he doesn’t know about any drama or anything he just wanted the moobloom to win

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i just wanna know what kind of crack dream put in his minecraft speedrunner vs. hunter videos. I watched one (1) of those last summer and now I’m emotionally invested in the well-being of fictional block people

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All of this goddess Mumza, and Phil as just some dude she gave immortality to because she liked him content gives me serious Rose Quarts and Greg Universe vibes, and I am so here for that dynamic.