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me holding out my neck to the vampires: come get yall juice
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I hate the fact none of my close friends even care that were so distant and I hate the fact I put in so much effort into my old life for those people to not care whatever fuck all of yeah then
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How do you like to decorate your home to bring in positive energy?
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me: i’m a serious witch who does proper spells and rituals in my craft
also me: *stirring tea* may this tea not burn my tiddy when i inevitably spill it on myself amen hallelujah
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me as a doc
nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN
me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!
nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME
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