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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???


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not my circus not my—
what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.
they're my monkeys now
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Who are generally more well-behaved? Seals or sea lions?
This might help put things into perspective. 😅
But in all honesty, our animals are amazing! Each individual has unique challenges and strengths, but they are all good pinns.
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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing










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sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections
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there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment
he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw”
edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered
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Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.
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