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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
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I finally finished it! And I (almost) have no regrets!
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there’s avatar and then there’s the blue people movie
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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
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Adding charms and keychains to random things definitely improves the living experience
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Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don’t know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility
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Rescued otter learning to get over it's fear of water
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