cat-that-enjoys-anonymity

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' walks in on Constellstion 'Random Dyslexic Reader' and Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' is concerned.]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The barista, who's wearing cat ears, brings him his drink. There's a few cat head shaped cookies on the plate alongside the drink and a cover on the coffee so the mischievous felines do not sneak a sip of his drink when he looks away.]

[There's a small sign on the counter saying to not feed the cats as they already get fed by the staff.]

[He gets the messages of being given 100 coins for each of the cats he pets, they seem to enjoy his attention.]

<Optional scenario>

[A Sponsored Cat Café Visit!]

Category: sub

Difficulty: F

Clear condition:

Visit a cat café either alone or accompanied by the incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk'. You will recieve double the reward if you are accompanied by incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk'.

Time limit: -

Reward: 50 000 coins

Penalty for failure: -

[Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' has sponsored 500 coins to incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[Is this enough? I can offer more if necessary! I suppose it's good I have a fable that allowed me to obtain so many coins...]

[>^.-.^n]

I’ve always assumed you were rich considering the amount you sponsor each time you send an ask… but this much for an F grade difficulty scenario is certainly surprising. I won’t be asking for more.

As for @sunfish-regressor. Do you want to earn some pocket money 💰?

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' thinks very hard before nodding.]

[Kim Dokja has a small waist.] [ (( ^_ _ ^<]

[Constellation river fishing asked if you have a small waist like your female companions do]

[Constellation River fishing wonders if they could wrap both hands around you and if they would touch]

(He looks flabbergasted.)

My waist isn't small?? Who told you that-

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[At the sneeze, many of the cats jolt slightly, Anonyan included. The tuxedo kittie held by Yoo Joonghyuk purrs quietly, his arms making a quite comfortable perch.]

[If Yoo Joonghyuk were to sit down, his lap would become a feline king of the hill competition.]

[Kim Dokja is given a 100 coins and so is Yoo Joonghyuk as although the latter didn't pet the cat exactly, Anonyan deems it close enough. Technically having a cat sit comfy in your arms is a harder feat simply petting one.]

<Optional scenario>

[A Sponsored Cat Café Visit!]

Category: sub

Difficulty: F

Clear condition:

Visit a cat café either alone or accompanied by the incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk'. You will recieve double the reward if you are accompanied by incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk'.

Time limit: -

Reward: 50 000 coins

Penalty for failure: -

[Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' has sponsored 500 coins to incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[Is this enough? I can offer more if necessary! I suppose it's good I have a fable that allowed me to obtain so many coins...]

[>^.-.^n]

I’ve always assumed you were rich considering the amount you sponsor each time you send an ask… but this much for an F grade difficulty scenario is certainly surprising. I won’t be asking for more.

As for @sunfish-regressor. Do you want to earn some pocket money 💰?

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[It is a very cozy establishment, shelves line the walls for the cats to climb and use as walkways. the cats all look happy and well cared for. A black cat rubs against Yoo Joonghyuk's leg.]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' manifests in the scenario and a familiar orange cat with shades and a gray hoodie appears before them.]

[It's a pretty nice place right? Bit further than the closest one but it's the best cat café I know!] [n^.-.^n]

[I have an Idea! For each individual felid you pet you get an extra 100 coins!] [>^.-.^n]

[The feline constellation seems painfully aware that the criteria is only to visit the cat café so they give an incentive to spend time within the café instead of immediately walking out.]

[If one of you has already pet a particular cat the other cannot get the 100 coins off the same cat though!] [n^.-. ^<]

<Optional scenario>

[A Sponsored Cat Café Visit!]

Category: sub

Difficulty: F

Clear condition:

Visit a cat café either alone or accompanied by the incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk'. You will recieve double the reward if you are accompanied by incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk'.

Time limit: -

Reward: 50 000 coins

Penalty for failure: -

[Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' has sponsored 500 coins to incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[Is this enough? I can offer more if necessary! I suppose it's good I have a fable that allowed me to obtain so many coins...]

[>^.-.^n]

I’ve always assumed you were rich considering the amount you sponsor each time you send an ask… but this much for an F grade difficulty scenario is certainly surprising. I won’t be asking for more.

As for @sunfish-regressor. Do you want to earn some pocket money 💰?

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity's' shared felid braincell has gone on vacation to aid another orange cat and such the Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' is unable to comprehend the message they have read as it contains big words.]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' asks the Constellation 'Bored Anarchist' if they can have a balloon.]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[He's worried sick! Because you don't worry about yourself at all! Times you by two and you get a nightmare!]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' continues swatting incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' swats at incarnation 'Kim Dokja'. It feels like being hit with a cotton ball...]

[He has to worry about you twofold! No matter why, he still worries about you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[I just feel bad for 'Yoo Joonghyuk',,, he's not as cold as how 'Kim Dokja' thinks he is.]

[>^_ _u^<]

['Yoo Joonghyuk' is stuck with two of 'Kim Dokja' that lack self-preservation. No wonder 'Yoo Joonghyuk' was sick...]

[>^u.-.^<]

[I still advocate for 'Kim Dokja' to consider 'The Punisher'.]

[n^.-.^n]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[You are denser than osmium.]

[>^.-.u^<]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' looks at the incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk'.] [>^ .-.^<]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' looks back at the incarnation 'Kim Dokja'] [>^.-. ^<]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' wants Constellation 'Foolish Lurker' to turn incarnation 'Kim Dokja' into a squid plush again!]

[n!^.-. ^n]

[ The constellation Foolish Lurker is welcoming you back warmly. ]

[ The constellation Foolish Lurker hope you enjoyed this little scenario! ]

(He's a bit disoriented, but he gives a nod.)

It.. wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be.

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[I have obtained volumes from 1-6 and volume 8 and 9. Haven't been able to reserve more of the volumes yet...]

[Also my 'evil clone' Constellation 'The Cat That Enjoys Being a Menace' // @anohiss made her appearance!]

[Be careful, may get bitten by her,,,]

[>^.-.u^<]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' has sponsored 500 coins to incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[Hello! I've been so busy for the past few days...]

[>^.-.^n]

[I met up with some people //half of which were from different countries in 'Winter Assembly 2025' I also bought the 5th Volume of 'Solo Leveling' while visiting the center of 'Helsinki'! I miss my friends already...]

[>^,_,^<]

great to have you back in my inbox again

hope you had fun

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[But 'The Punisher' is a woman... and 'Yoo Joonghyuk' knows the 'Breaking the Sky Swordmanship' that only women can learn? He must in some way, be classified as one...]

[>^.-.^<]

[Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' has sponsored 500 coins to incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[I suppose you are mainly shipped with men as generally people enjoy homosexual ships. M/M is the most popular pairing type on Ao3 to my knowledge... Also because you act kind of queer towards 'Yoo Joonghyuk' even though you may not realize it.]

[>^.--.^<]

[You know, you insist you are into women... but you know, 'the Punisher' exists.]

[👉👈^,-,^<]

... I see

But, I insist that I like women.

Joonghyuk is just... Joonghyuk.

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' is trying to pull the squid away from the Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Being a Menace' lest the squid upchuck all it's cotton from catastrophic amounts of motion sickness.]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' offers the Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Being a Menace' a 'blåhaj plush' in exchange for freeing the plush squid.]

[ The constellation Foolish Lurker has used a lot of probability! ]

[ The constellation Foolish Lurker wishes for you to enjoy being a small squid plushie. ]

(Yes I'm turning you into a plushie. If you want. That is. For 10 asks only.)

(Poof! There's a squid plushie where Dokja once was.)

.. Ah..

(Squid plushie Dokja for 10 asks, go!)

[cat-that-enjoys-anonymity]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' baps the squid with their paw.]

[Marketable plushie.]

[ The constellation Foolish Lurker has used a lot of probability! ]

[ The constellation Foolish Lurker wishes for you to enjoy being a small squid plushie. ]

(Yes I'm turning you into a plushie. If you want. That is. For 10 asks only.)

(Poof! There's a squid plushie where Dokja once was.)

.. Ah..

(Squid plushie Dokja for 10 asks, go!)