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Maddie. 24. US. Slytherin. Taurus. INFJ. Lover of Miraculous Ladybug and Harry Potter. Liker of many other things.
Is anybody else obsessed with understanding how others perceive you like… who am I in your lives… what kind of person am I… a friend of mine told me once that I’m mysterious and I was like ??????!???)????
since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
I will not let the dread of wasted potential saturate my life with anxiety. I’m capable of amazing things but I do not have to force myself to accomplish every single one.
About the comic - I don’t know if this has already been done before but both of them can’t really connect facts smh
Also thank you so much for the feedback on my last post, I really didn’t expect that! ♥
500 followers celebration ♧ Fa Mulan (requested by @starksansas)
I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. you stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and…you have saved us all.
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