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100 Ways To Get Over A Breakup.

Deny any and all emotion

Sleep less

Ride your bike at 3am

Without a helmet

In the middle of the street

Fuck the people you thought about fucking when you were in a relationship

Fuck the people you never thought about fucking

Eat healthier

But only after eating really unhealthy for a couple weeks

Stretch more but don’t call it something with spiritual implications because you aren’t very spiritual

Consider alcoholism

Stop romanticizing addiction

Find other self-destructive coping mechanisms

Convince yourself no one really likes you

Cry a lot

Maybe in public

Sleep more

Spiral into crippling depression

But say yes when people invite you to do things

Pretend you’re not sad

Talk like an asshole

Go out of your way to be jaded and cynical

Criticize everything

Tell yourself you’re going to exercise more

Tell yourself you deserve a break from physical activity because you’re depressed and your body needs to rest

Take long showers

Take cold showers

Masturbate in the shower

Masturbate a lot

Get your nipples pierced

Consider making an OkCupid

Consider reactivating your Facebook

Consider the fact that maybe you measure your self-worth in relation to other people

Consider the fact that maybe you don’t know how to live for yourself

Lie to impress people

Lie to make people like you

Be so honest it makes people uncomfortable

Swallow your filter and word vomit a lot

Sell your things

Leave town for a while

Tell everyone you’re leaving and not coming back

No one will miss you

Move to a new city

Change your name

Cut your hair

Consider spending twice as much money on rent just to live alone

Wonder if living alone will make you feel more or less lonely

Stop texting people who don’t want to hang out

Stop thinking about people who don’t think about you

Stop texting

Just “forget” your phone one day

Pretend it’s broken

Break your phone

Get a new number

Call your mom

Just kidding don’t do that

Read a lot of graphic novels

Watch a lot of movies

Pet a lot of dogs

Make a smoothie

Start using tinctures

Pretend you’re high

Take a dance class

Don’t talk about it all the time

Clean neurotically

Spend a lot of money on Lush products

Use them generously

Wash your sheets

Don’t look at their instagram

Use your friend’s fire pit to burn everything that reminds you of them

Don’t read all of their letters

Just set them on fire and forget

Don’t wonder how this was so easy for them

Don’t wonder if maybe they never really loved you

Don’t call them

Don’t ask for closure

Don’t expect them to wonder how you’re doing

Don’t tell them how you’re doing

Get tattoos on the most tender parts of you

Breathe deeply because the pain is sort of cathartic

Do not fuck your tattoo artist

Learn a new language

Start a cool hobby that will make you seem super interesting

Buy a motorcycle

Stop letting people manipulate you

Be really sad

But like be really tough about it

Drink juice out of the carton

Take a lot of bubble baths

Take a nap inside the duvet

Drink herbal tea

Buy new boots

Get a professional massage

Read non-fiction

Go on a hike by yourself

Go swimming

But not if you just pierced your nipples

Call in sick and spend the day in bed

Listen to the bands you listened to in high school

Sing along loudly even if you’re crying a little bit

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The scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

todayimalive (via todayimalive)

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I’m waiting for you to leave me.

Closer(2004).

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Be an awesome person and follow me @ twitch.tv/vhantera ! <3

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcdH2OlClLU)

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Destiny in a nutshell 

When you need to heal, but the enemies are mercyless

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Jealousy PART 2! // #5MFU 

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Jealousy PART 2! // #5MFU 

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I hate those days when you can't cope with talking to anyone but desperately need to talk

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“Real Monsters are bestial manifestations of mental disorders or conditions.” by Zestydoesthings

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People get tired of you being sad

and then they leave (via grxngesoul)

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“How was your day?”

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After years of research & millions of dollars, engineers can accurately replicate two drunk people carrying a sofa

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The legacy lives on forever.

Superhuman, by Ctreuse Lex.