catalyst-system
catalyst-system
LIFE IS ONE BIG ACCIDENT. I THINK????
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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owls are bullshit and here’s why
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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do you ever just think about how much, like, metal there is in the world? how everything is made of matter but when humans built cars they didn’t *make* that matter. it was harvested from the earth and then melted. everything metal was harvested and melted. how fucked up is that! there’s so much metal!
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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(via lowghen)
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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How to Survive an Atomic Bomb, 1950
this government-promoted book suggested that men wear wide brimmed hats to protect against the heat flash when the bomb exploded. 
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Any military character: I sure love my girl. Here’s a picture! I’m gonna propose/get married/have kids when I get back!
Me: 
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Alcohol is never the answer, but it does make you forget the question.
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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TBH, collecting pretty rocks and stuff is both something which I would do and something which would impress me
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Chloe + thinking (insp.)
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Can you draw more chibi Chloe's? Please?
Abso-fucking-lutely.
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Chloe: [Walking around still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium]
Rachel: What did you think a tiger shark was, Chloe?
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Chloe: [drunk at a party] I lost my friend Rachel, have you seen her?
Someone: What does she look like?
Chloe [crying]: beautiful!
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Principal Wells: What if I implement a no-pets policy at Blackwell?
Max: Well, hell, man, you can’t just throw out David like that.
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Chloe: Max. Max. Max, I screwed up, big time.
Max: Given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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catalyst-system · 7 years ago
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Chloe: No! I don’t even want to talk to her until I know for sure that she’s gay.
Steph: [walks over to Rachel]
Steph: What color lipstick are you wearing?
Rachel: Oh, I don’t wear lipstick. Just chapstick.
Steph: Oh, nice!
Steph: [walks past Chloe] Gay.
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