One of my nursery school students dad comes into my classroom to pickup his kids everyday. He is so dad van coded omg I’m being spoon fed ideas. Can’t help but masturbate in my car after work fantasising about Van having kids 💕 I need a husband so bad
Anon you have had me creased with your naughty ask! Please don’t get caught knocking one out in your car outside work omg 😂
Feel free to send me your thoughts/ideas, I need some more dad Van inspo xxx
parableofarable: Waiting to play in Dublin. To pass the time between concerts I love getting together with the guys and talking apps! For those who are not familiar whatsapp is a libido powered messaging service designed for iPhone. The user opens the app and attaches two sets of diodes, 2 to the genitalia and 2 to the papilla mammaria or ‘nips’. The app then uses a series of complex algorithms to determine what the user is trying to say and sends it without their knowledge or consent. The working title for Whatsapp had originally been ‘Genital Jamboree’, however, it was changed shortly before its release in 1947. The app comes from the hands of two Swiss developers, a pair of former radiation canaries who set out with a goal to make people think even less before they speak.
My phone just auto corrected “can” to “Van”, even with the capital v😃 My phone is hardcore exposing me ahahah
It’s so funny you’ve said this as this happens to me all the time I’m so glad it’s not just me. Also if I am writing ‘van’ as in the vehicle it automatically capitalises it too 😂