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men kiss eachother

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woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

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drink my concoction boy

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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I found out recently that this is Geddy Lee with kiss.

**I will be attaching this photo to the kiss collage I made a while back**

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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he’s so damn precious y’all LOOK AT HIM

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

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if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want

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if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty “Shit Idiot” teeth if you ask my humble opinion

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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my abilities include see band t shirts from long distances

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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of