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Got a job for you, e621. We are going to need you to jack off to objectum tags only today. No mind_control, no intelligence_loss, no leaking_through_clothing. It’ll be rough, but you’ve toppled harder already. Prove that you can keep doing it.

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the google doc is rapidly ballooning in size like some kind of furry inflation pornography but for information

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oh you CAN keep this hidden in the tags 🙂

*a gaping void where a screenshot could be*

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ok either way my idea is minesweeper but with like. different environments you can play in and each environment will have different effects, like maybe there will be tiles with tall grass that stops you from reading the tile above it until you clear it, or patches of ice that make your cursor slide around, or like maybe one of them will make the grid hexagonal, or something. idk shit like that. please god tell me nobody has done this already

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do not think about breaking her ribs do not think about breaking her ribs [realizes what im doing] FUCK

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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I’m at the weed store I’m at the gun store I’m at the combination weed and gun store

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nightreign legitimately feels to me like elden ring if they removed all the things that made me hate it so much, im pretty surprised. cant wait to figure out online fix so i can play the pirated version

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everyone is looking for a kind of "wandering incisive scholar" figure that points out all the absurdities of society on this site. a real plays a kind of music and sunshine over the hills when it walks in kind of figure. a real 16:9 24 fps kind of figure. a real 2007 kind of figure. a you can smell the sunshine and grass through the window on a warm summers day kind of figure. a feel the warmth of a new place on a trip kind of figure. a

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it's a good thing that you have a lot of trans friends and want to stick up for them but the way you should probably do that is reblogging trans people's opinions you agree with instead of giving your own opinions. if you really feel like you have something incredibly important to say about trans issues (and there's 99% chance that you don't), the fact that you're cis is very relevant when you give your opinion

I really don’t think me being cis makes what i say more or less correct. And again, i’m largely repeating what i’ve learned from the transfems around me, who, you know, consistently get ignored or harassed for saying these things. And, also, “all men benefit from patriarchy, including queer men, including trans men” is genuinely the most lukewarm take on the planet.

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hey prick who runs this website. remind me why i can see a furry guy stroking his shit dick + balls all the way out with no warning but you put content warning on trans girls for clothed selfies. ohhh right it's because you're a sniveling transmisogynist cunt i forgot. queerest place on the internet my fat sweaty ass

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Would you believe this wisdom came from Facebook? Anyway send this to anyone using conservative rhetoric in leftist spaces.

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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

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voice training suuuuuuucks. i should be able to just like. steal someone's voice. like hear them talking and then just start talking like that too like a lyrebird. it would be so nice