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guy who has only read the epic of gilgamesh reading the second written narrative: getting a lot of epic of gilgamesh vibes from this

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*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

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filled with love

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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entering my florence + the machine era

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I think the best advice I ever got to stop myself from getting in my head over issues i was having with a partner/friend was “Are you deciding on ultimatums in your relationship without the other persons knowledge or consent? Are you having conversations in your head where the other party is a projection you supply the responses for? If so; you have done this person a huge disservice in not allowing them to answer on their own terms. You have done so much architecture around this problem in your mind that is impenetrable for anyone who was not there when it was being built.”

That shit really changed my life and honestly? I think made me a nicer person to be around.

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shit, sorry, I'll delete that post right away. I didn't know he was a mythologist at all, let alone that he was infamous for positing a "universal" narrative structure that reduces a variety of works and storytelling traditions to variations on a single Jungian theme regardless of whether their actual contents line up with his thesis. I only knew about his work with Canned Soups.

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger

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many onions

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I believe in justice for all oppressed peoples except prius drivers

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ME columbo and the gunpla

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i keep remembering that professional/semi professional acquaintances follow me here so if you want my new sideblog where i am visibly depressed dm me

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