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Have you ever left a tab open for more than a day?

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Cary Elwes is known for WHAT

Ted Cruz is a fan OF WHAT

WHAT NOW

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eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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JOINTS IS PAIN

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mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenarios— friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her

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okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

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the one true pipeline in life if from "jonathan sims, head archivist from the magnus institute, london", through "jonathan sims, head a-.... statement recorded by jonathan sims" and "jonathan sims, former hear archivist of the magnus institute" to "jonathan sims. the archivist"

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April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

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reblog if those man tits make you irrational

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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

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Hopping on the Tumblr trend...