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Third person it/its dollgirl making smalltalk by saying "It's really wet outside" and being visibly damp.

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I don’t need adhd medication I just need to live under a strict regime and schedule administered by a beautiful dyke in a very sexual and kinky way

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save me bagel n cream cheese... save me

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Everyone is like oh the trials and tribulations of being a vampire i don’t wanna hurt people i love people what about DESSERT. what about NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT DESSERT

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authors will be like I know what this story is missing... misrepresentation of dissociative identity disorder

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Why are bad things happening to mutuals. Nothing bad should ever happen to mutuals. Stop. #ilovemymutuals

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“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

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I think a car should be able to heal from its injuries. Its a living thing.

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I think a car should be able to heal from its injuries. Its a living thing.

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kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot

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i think if you have a crush on someone that isnt into you the same way you should be able to throw up horrible black goo for about 10 minutes to make the crush go away

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Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

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getting that august feeling (things that have ended endlessly are ending again)