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The cake is a lie and it ‘tis but a scratch

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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The pervert in me wants to ruin each of your holes while the romantic in me wants to whisper "you're doing so well for me" while I continue to ruin each of your holes

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Reblog 😍 To know whom you really wanna get naked with 🤔🤔😜

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Wrap your legs around me while I’m buried inside you.

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u should leave hickies on me that look like you tried to eat me

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Not a competition….everyone wins.

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I hit the jackpot just saying

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What's your kinks and limits?

I have a voice kink, I’m a sadist, get off to female orgasms, like tying my subs up, orgasm torture, biting, chasing, public forced orgasms, breeding kink, brat taming….uh there is probably more that slips my mind.

Limits are I don’t like pain, not into butt stuff or vomit, don’t like feet……that’s really about it….ill try most stuff as long as it gets her off.

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Any surface will do…when I need you I’ll take you.

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Mostly because she’s 3000 fucking miles away

It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you