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... I'm requestinggggg.

EternalBerry reacting to ShadowVanilla. And vice versa.

If not that then just a lil ShadowVanilla.

(I need my daily dose of gays-)

-HoneyDewwww

hollyberry and pure vanilla stare at each other like “was this supposed to happen??”

JA i love these lil guys AND THANK UU FOR THE REQUEST I’ve been needing my daily dose of gays too💕💕💕

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According to tumblr this blog has 50k likes now! Tysm for liking my art !^^ <3 have these cutie patooties as a thank you gift <3

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eepy mornings

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Sage is almost as insane as Shadow Milk, BUT that insanity doesn't manifest as him killing cookies or anything, he's just weirdly fucked up about the most specific things

He'd learn restoration magic just to gnaw at himself and then heal. And not even in a self-harm way. He thinks blueberry milk/yoghurt is a great flavor actually and he's super lucky to have a portable lunch

He'd stay awake for days on end, but not because he's punishing himself or is trying to find a way to get revenge on the Witches or anything. He's just REALLY invested in the effects lack of sleep has on cookies and he's pretty sure he just found a new spell to combat fatigue. He then gets so tired he forgets the spell completely and passes out somewhere in the corner of his room. Recluse has to drag him to bed and then scold him

I hc Sage as a complete and utter loser. Which is very funny because the mortal cookies think of him as this saintly god. He's not, but he's pretty good at pretending he is. Until there's a very hot blonde man in the neighborhood. Lord help him then

The way he speaks is very old-timey by cookies standards. It's not because he's so old, he's actually had plenty of time to acclimate to the changes in language. He just thinks speaking like that makes him sound REALLY cool. But then whenever he's speaking to Recluse - a cookie that shares his lexicon, he sometimes switches to the most bastardized versions of modern slang possible just to mess with him

Hes SUCH a crazy loser i need him DEAD /aff

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Octopus smilk… and mermaid pv… squints

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I'm throwing my ideas at u now

Smilk really misjudging how much alcohol his (new) body can take

And pure vanilla being a high-tolerant alcohol drinker

(PV also being a very flirtatious but respectful drunk)

(Shadow milk knows the signs to stop drinking)(fuck his pride tho)

Signs after which SMilk usually stops drinking:

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I got possessed again. Behold some doodles of a few silly moments from the AU hehehe Truthless your Pure Vanilla is showing

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I wanted to doodle shamil's dance practice oufit, plus his husband that brings him lunch sometimes

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everyone moved on but i'm still with them

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If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

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(⚠️NSFW WARNING⚠️)

I just got told my art was breathtaking by an artist I heavily admire

And now they'll see this when they're scrolling

Sighs

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i choose you

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Bartender

Should have screwed him to the floor

Transcribed: ["Say, Shush, do you ever hear anything from "him"?". " I am afraid I don't" "Your voice always brings back his image to me" "Sometime I catch myself thinking about him, you know... Wondering where he is, if he ever found his way back home... I tend to recall our journey before the express. And it cycles back to me realising that no matter what: he is the only person in this universe who truly understands me." "How sentimental of me" "Would you want him to hear that?" "Well, I only think so being thoudsands of light years away from him, but... I guess one day I'd like him to know, yes" "Your message is sent successfully"

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Personal space? Never heard of it

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theres a language barrier, PV doesn’t understand a thing

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