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i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

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i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

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What a time to be alive

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some general boob-having problems

THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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Just in case yall wondering what our childhood fave has been up too

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Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity. 

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what she says: im fine

what she means: chuck palahniuk went camping one weekend and got beat up by some homophobes but when he came into work w bruises and scars on his face none of his co-workers said anything, which inspired him to write fight club, and YET straight boys still think this story is for them

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me

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this is literally the height of comedy tho

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Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea

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i get on one knee and pull out a tiny wooden box… i open it and this is what is inside.

WHAT DO YOU DO?