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oc x canon haters can die by my blade

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how i imagine kris' dms look

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.

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I don't know if this is well known yet but if you stall for about 23 turns in the Tenna fight then there's special dialogue.

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dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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ib: crepuscularqueens

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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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hes still at it

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my cat has not been enjoying the heatwave

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this bug mf is gonna take tumblr by STORM i just know it

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in case anyone wants to play unicorns just so you know i'm a hybrid unicorn-pegasus with fire for my mane and tail and also i'm built like a percheron and the feathering above my hooves is also fire but it's magic so it won't hurt you so don't worry also i have a scar on my nose from the magic lightning bridle i used to have to wear before i escaped

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deltarune brought me back to life

closeups under the cut!

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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quick anim for my friend