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my conservative parents let me watch this movie without realizing it was a proletariat manifesto so it continues to be their own fault that i turned out the way i did 

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

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Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

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Tangled Headers (1500x500)!!

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following up the Brooklyn Nine Nine wedding episode with the Parks and Rec wedding episodes was truly one of the best decisions I have ever made in my life like really top 30 probably

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thank u god

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this shit is gonna turn out to be a sonic screwdriver in the end 

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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YES i always wondered why Fox got it instead of NBC in the first place since Andy already had a relationship with the network from SNL but i think the show is going to its true home

okay but having b99 on the same network that has/had the good place, the office, parks and rec, cheers, seinfeld, friends, the golden girls, frasier, 30 rock, scrubs, the fresh prince of bel-air, and community feels right

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I love sleeping and sleep culture.

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I am delighted to say that I’ve found one of the funniest lines in Latin. This guy called Columella is writing about agriculture and he’s advising farmers to feed their chickens once in the morning, and then again in the evening to ensure the little beasties actually return to the henhouse so they can be locked away for the night. Since the promise of food makes the chickens return, this will help you keep track of them, he says wisely, nam volatile pecus facile custodiam pastoris decepit - for poultry easily deceive the watch of the man who cares for them.

I’m just so thrilled to learn that even 2000 years ago farmers were sitting around like

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twinks are down 1.25%

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Manny Jacinto photographed by Nathaniel Wood for GQ

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amazon music unlimited fuck w me

ultimate personality test: are you a soundcloud person, a youtube person, a spotify person, or a pandora person?

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today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” for Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat.

she overcame her initial fear in order to buy him a proper set up and take care of him until she found the rat a reliable owner, who… ended up being Guillermo del Toro for some reason?

so yeah that’s what happened with the Suicide Squad rat

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1.13 // 2.13 

                                                 The Family 

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Necrophilia is no different than using any other kind of toy. You arent dealing with a living person, so who cares?

is this really what we’re doing today

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