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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea
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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:





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I'm just going to say it; Lois Lane is more humble than I am/likely ever will be, because if I kissed Clark Kent---if I kissed Superman---so well that he started floating, you can trust that I would never shut up about it.
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superbat might not be everyone's cup of tea but you have to admit "person who wears glasses as their secret identity but doesn't need them" and "person who avoids wearing glasses until they absolutely have to" is a hilarious dynamic for a relationship.
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“Superman’s suit should be Kryptonian” “Ma Kent should make Superman’s suit at home” or how about the third fun option where the suit is the Kryptonian skinsuit BUT it gets damaged by Kryptonite and Ma Kent has to figure out how to sew/mend Kryptonian cloth that seems to have a mind of its own and won’t stop SQUIRMING.
Thousands of years of Kryptonian technology vs one Midwestern mom with her favorite show on? I’m putting my money on Ma.
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Ykw fuck it. No Clark Kent who’s strength grows as he does. No Clark Kent who’s powers are a gradual thing. No Clark Kent who’s powers develop peacefully or mundane.
How about Clark Kent who’s out at the playground one day for recess and he’s minding his own business, watching the rolly pollies and moving them to safe places.
And one of the older kids- who’s bigger and stronger and *meaner* decides that Clark’s weird for that. So the kid decides to go take it up with Clark.
And so the bully squashes a bug- on purpose, because he wants to get that reaction. He wants Clark upset. And Clark is young, he doesn’t understand yet. He doesn’t realize that some people just like to feel strong- doesn’t understand that some people will only feel strong when they make others weak.
And Clark doesn’t understand that he’s strong- up until now he’s never had a reason to learn it. But then the kid pushes him- and that kid is so much stronger than him, he goes stumbling back, tears rolling as he hits the ground.
Clark hits the ground and for the first time that he can remember, he’s mad. Not mad because he didn’t get dessert or some other trivial thing. He’s not even mad because he was pushed.
He’s mad because this kid has no reason to do this. This bully is doing it because he’s trying to feel big and for that, everything else- Clark and the bugs included- must be small.
So Clark gets back up and pushes the kid back.
The kid goes flying across the playground. The sickening thud enters his head and it doesn’t leave- not even once he’s grown up and understands more.
Nobody believes that Clark did it. Not that sweet Kent boy who moves the bugs during his recess time so that they won’t get squished. Not Clark, who cares about the bugs because they happen to be small.
So Clark gets away with it. And the kid leaves him alone.
But when he gets home, he locks himself in his room, and not even Ma or Pa can get him to come out. Why would he? He’s strong now, and he hurts people. He could hurt them. And that makes him sick to his stomach.
It’s not some good, miracle strength that helps people. It’s bad and ugly and scary. And it hurts people, even bullies.
Clark is inconsolable for days after that.
He’s like that until the bully is back at school again. And it’s clear that even if he knows better than to push Clark, he’s still found a new target- some other younger kid who can’t protect himself. And because he’s his ma and pa’s son, Clark steps in.
Clark doesn’t even do anything. He doesn’t go in with fists clenched and ready to fight. He just says “Stop.” the way his pa does when he’s doing something he shouldn’t, and the bully does. Because he remembers exactly what happened last time. He leaves that kid alone.
And Clark realizes that maybe his strength isn’t some bad, horrible thing. Because he just helped his new friend, didn’t he?
And when he’s older, when he understands, that’s when people assume he just found out about his powers gradually. That he’d been doing some mundane farm task and it wasn’t physically taxing the way it should’ve been.
But he knows.
And the kid knows.
And the bully knows.
And he keeps it that way.
Because he’s strong. And he doesn’t need to make people to feel weak to know it.
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“Want to see me juggle?”
Nightwing: Getting Grayson ★ World's Finest Sons Part 1 (2022)
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superman 2025 accents
In the new superman film ma and pa Kent both talk with broad Midwest accents. Like they're born and raised in flyover states. What Hollywood and TV media have taught us are dumb country hick accents. One of Clark's coworkers mocks them for it.
I have never heard the Kent family talk with anything other than TV generican (generic American). Not only is it more accurate but it adds another layer to Clark's character, or maybe reaffirms it.
Clark is an immigrant, technically he's first generation, but he has no memory of his birth planet. He's been adopted into another culture and assimilated into it, but not from his perspective, he might as well have been born in Smallville, Kansas. It's all he's ever known.
But Clark does not talk like his parents, he talks like any metropolis resident: vaguely east coast city, generican. Corenswet's acting ability aside, Clark could easily sound like his parents but for some reason he sounds like 'everybody else'.
In the immigration/adoption mythos Clark has code-switched to an accent that will get him taken seriously. He has intentionally chosen not to be the 'dumb' sounding farm boy.
I don't know if that's what Gunn planned but it's a nice touch.
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I personally follow very few people so I've always been curious what the average amount most people follow is. Reblog for bigger sample size yada yada all that jazz
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