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I need to read a book with similar vibes to KPop Demon Hunters if anyone has any recs

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kpop demon hunters is EXACTLY the magical girl squad little me always wanted

(fond memories of trying to beat up my brother while singing)

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i hate you trump supporters. that includes your mom, your dad, your siblings, your boyfriend, your husband, your wife, your kids, everyone you know who voted for that piece of shit. i hate them and i hope they suffer immensely.

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Patricia arquette is AMAZING in severance i have to say

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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watching the frozen pro shot and i am back on my “there should have been a ‘love is an open door’ reprise between elsa and anna” bullshit

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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

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I hate ricken so much is there even any possibility of him being redeemed

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IRVING AND BURT IS SUCH A SHIP TO ME IN EP 4 SORRY NOT SORRY

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boyfriend and I have started watching Severance and i'm *obsessed*

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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for the past two years i have been sponsoring a tuberculosis detection rat in tanzania, her name is carolina. she sniffs sputum samples & alerts her handlers when she detects TB. recently she turned 8 & aged out of the program, so they held a retirement party for her & sent me photos.

while carolina moves on to live a life of rest & luxury in the retirement kennels, her role is being passed on to her successor, tamasha. she is 2 years old & was named after the grandmother of one of her handlers.

(with her handler priscus)

here is a description of tamasha:

"Tamasha is also quite playful! She enjoys jumping, climbing, and sometimes does a joyful little dance when placed in the TB evaluation enclosure – as if celebrating her enthusiasm for the work ahead. She’s also a big fan of avocado, her favorite treat for a job well done."

im not afraid to admit that this email made me cry like a stupid baby. you can sponsor your own big beautiful TB- or landmine-detecting rat through APOPO HeroRATS. they send you an update on how your rat is doing each month, including photos.

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i could recognize a taylor swift song by beat alone, by key; i would know her muffled through a wall, by the way her synths came and her adlibs struck the earth. i would know her in a loud public place, at the end of the world

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if you have conservatives in your life and California comes up in conversations I strongly recommend pointing out to them that if Trump is allowed to deploy the military into a state, that is setting a precedent that any president of any party can do that at any time they so choose and even if they (incorrectly) support Trump in what he’s doing now, will they still feel that way if it’s a president from a different party?