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everything’s ok!!!!! gr8!! I want to get hit by a car!!!!!
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everyone underestimates how kinky I am
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me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...
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Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*
Me: ah yes
Me: 4am
Me: perfect
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ideal relationship goals:
me: hey you wanna come over and nap
them: yeah
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eat four pints of ice cream with me so i know it’s real
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Boys: “i hate spooning cause I always get awkward boners”
Okay. No. Shut up. I’m purposely pushing my butt into your crotch so you get a boner. It’s fun. Boners are fun. If you get one, grab my hips and pull them closer to you. Please.
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